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"What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road? A rackless driver..."
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"Me: Honey, I left work early to pick up the kids! Wife: But we d.. *I arrive into the kitchen with two small goats Meet Frank and Dolores"
"What is the difference between me and being artistic? The second letter."