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Joke of the Day

"Can a kangaroo jump....? Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."

"The Fuzz Two prostitutes are standing on a corner. One says to the other, ""Ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" The other replies, ""No, but I've been swung around by tits."""

"Did you hear about the flag's birthday? It was a Happy one!"

"What do you call a Rasta with a liberal arts degree? Jahbless!"

"What happened to Wendy from Wendy's? ""The Baconator"""

"Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple? She's Got The Jack"

"If Jesus loves me how come he's never liked a single one of my instagram selfies"

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile! XD"

"People should not move to Canada because of Trump They should go to Mexico, then at least there will be a wall between them and Trump."

"What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi."