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Joke of the Day

"Can a kangaroo jump....? Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."

"When Kelis sang about her milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard... ...do you suppose she was referring to her dairy-ere?"

"What's the difference... What's the difference between Missionary Baptists and Baptists? Position"

"I like my women like I like my moose Big, brown, and horny"

"Why did the girl reject iron oxide? Because it was FeO"

"Sorry, I'm holding out for the Zune Mini."

"Due to inflation, a picture is now only worth 332 words."

"It's adorable how I write ""beer"" on my shopping list like I'd somehow forget."

"My old best friend ran off years ago to pursue his dream of becoming a mime... I haven't heard from him since."

"Don't let the correct punctuation fool you; I'm basically a 4 year old with good grammar."