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Joke of the Day
"""Do you come here often"", she asked... ""No, usually in my belly button"", I replied."
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"[First Date] HER: I love dogs. ME: [Trying to impress her] Waiter, give us your finest Labrador - medium rare."
"Why couldn't the mayonnaise kethup? Cuz he musturd."
"Getting to know someone is a lot like making toast; don't do it in the bathtub."
"The panic begins with the first one to say Calm down!'"
"The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of beer per year. That's 41 miles per gallon...which is not bad."
"I never could bring a woman into my house. At first, because of the parents. Later, because of the wife."
"What do you call Jewish coffee? Hebrew"
"Why is Batman so jealous of Superman? Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2"
"""Yeah, engage your core or whatever."" - impersonal trainer."