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Joke of the Day

"i was singing a christmas song I was Singing a Christmas song and I replaced mistel with camel"

"A stallion with a smoking habit kidnaps hookers. So basically a hoarse horse hoards whores."

"I broke my can opener.... .... I guess it was a can't opener. Source: happened when I tried to open a can of soup this morning."

"If i were a pro wrestler my finisher would be struggling to put together an IKEA chair then smashing it on the other dude in frustration"

"What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion? Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)"

"The answer to 4 Leg, 2 Leg, 3 Leg riddle is a man... because a woman is on her knees all day."

"""I'm proud to be a black man"" ""I'm proud to be a black man!"" said the black man. ""I'm proud to be an Asian man!"" said the Asian man. ""I'm proud to be a white man!"" said the racist."

"Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That's my son. Teacher: Oh! I'm so sorry. Mother: You're sorry?"

"People Say It's Annoying When I Talk To Myself... Stop being so hard on yourself."

"Why was Chuck Norris born by her aunt? Because no one dared to fuck his mother..."