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Joke of the Day
"I snuck popcorn into the movie theatre but they won't let me use their microwave."
Next Joke
"What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!"
"How's the oil industry doing these days? It's in the tank."
"Nice try, theatre ad. But some of us don't need to put our phones on silent, for we have prevented calls with our deplorable personalities."
"My dad asked me if it's true that if you spend too much time on Reddit, you'll become an idiot ""Kek"", I said."
"I cheated on my girlfriend once We were playing monopoly and while she wasn't looking I took some of her money. Then I went upstairs and fucked her sister."
"My doctor said I need to eat more Taco Bell He actually said I was constipated, but I understood what he meant."
"How do you disappoint a redditor?"
"[CSI at Starbucks] ""Ma'am you've been robbed. Suspect is at large."" Barista: At what? ""At large"" At what? ""At venti?"" OMG HOW AWFUL!!!"
"I went in to a pet shop. I said, ""Can I buy a goldfish?"" The guy said, ""Do you want an aquarium?"" I said, ""I don't care what star sign it is."""