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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet."

"What is something a lot of redditors mix up? /r/askreddit and /r/jokes titles"

"Charlie Sheen is HIV positive It seems he went from tiger blood to monkey blood."

"ME: need help? GIRL (having car trouble): could u give me a jump ME (inflating the bounce house I keep in my trunk): I thought u'd never ask"

"I'd give these pigeons some bread but they'd probably just spend it on drugs."

"You know who's really upset about Romney losing? Wire coat hanger manufacturers."

"My mother gave me her old dildo She said it's been in the family for centuries....."

"I think Bran might actually know how to walk and is just faking it. He's always lying."

"We should call them Whether Men, because they don't know whether or not it's going to rain, get it? That's a good one."

"What do you call an unconscious foot? Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)"