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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet."

"My friend was cold so i told her to stand in a corner. Corners are 90 degrees."

"I tried some Dirty Dancing in a neighbour's herb garden. I had the thyme of my life."

"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."

"A riddle or a joke? You are at a party with over 100 people, how can you tell which one is a pilot? He'll tell you."

"Friend asked me a personal question: Do I ever stick it in my girlfriend's... you know... her other hole? Ew no, she might get pregnant that way."

"When you give someone a present, unless you say ""open it"", they're legally not allowed to look inside."

"Whats the best time to go to the dentist? 4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse"

"What do you call a happy ending at a Jewish massage parlor? Free."

"[slides briefcase of money across the counter] ""two big macs please"" [opens briefcase to reveal $7]"