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Joke of the Day

"ACHOO! Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."

"Why do Jews hate seeing 10 dollar bills? Because they know they cant have them because HAMiltons aren't kosher Source: Me; a Jew"

"Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them."

"What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable? putting them back in the wheelchair"

"Yo mama so stupid she went to Shop Rite And shopped wrong"

"My friend's bakery burned down last night Now his business is toast"

"A guy kept telling his girlfriend not to turn her head away near the end of a blow job...... Did she listen ? Nope..... it went in one ear and out the other"

"So she was like, ""Put on some protection"". I then pulled out & wore a yellow construction hat. We laughed & laughed & now I have herpes."

"No, LinkedIn. I would not like to link my Twitter account but thank you for trying to get me unemployed for life."

"Bob suddenly realized his wife had fallen off her horse Which was quite a relief as just an hour ago he'd thought he'd gone deaf"