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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody Nose"

"What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to? Getting into a bit of a .tiff!"

"I can't believe that they only taught us abstinence during sex ed! It's inconceivable!"

"Farrah Fawcett's last wish was for all the children in the world to be safe, then Michael Jackson died."

"Why can't you make fun of Steve Jobs' death? ... Because it's not PC"

"One day I'm probably going to be too lazy to breathe and just die."

"Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"""This little computer"" said the sales clerk ""will do half of your job for you."" Studying the machine the senior VP said ""Fine I'll take two."""

"I'm taking a course where we learn about crackpots. It's called Psychoceramics."

"I always wanted to be a plumber when I grew up but in the end it was just a pipe dream."