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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock -Who's there? 9/11 -9/11 who? I thought you said you'd never forget."

"Apparently Iron Man also did a tuxedo range... But it wasn't his strong suit"

"Everyone preaches body acceptance, until you show up naked at the company picnic."

"A guy and his girlfriend are talking Her: Come over. Him: I'm coming over. Her: We should stop using walkie talkies in bed, over."

"People say you can't compare apples to oranges... ... always seemed like a fruitful comparison to me though."

"I too was once a male trapped in a female body... But then my mother gave birth."

"I named my house ""shape"", now I'm always in shape."

"What RoflWhale really stands for. Rolling on the floor laughing while having a lubricated ejaculation!"

"Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*"

"Numbers don't lie but they don't tell the truth either. They're NUMBERS."