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Joke of the Day

"911 The American police have said they will never forget 9/11. Pretty hard too, I would think, considering it's your phone number!"

"Me: Excuse me sir, can you please forward my X-ray and breast exam results to my doctor Airport security:..."

"What did the fly say to the other fly? ""Your man is open!"""

"One in every two and half men are HIV positive. Donate today red.org #tigerblood #WINNING"

"I complain about my kids a lot but I'd be lost without them. Lost in my expensive sports car in designer clothes. Or lost in my clean house."

"making cookies? be sure to save some of the dough so you can start gorging while they're baking"

"I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds..."

"Don't be part of the problem. Be the ENTIRE problem."

"Why do seagulls only fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls."

"i read everything in comic sans sans. this way it's funny."