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Joke of the Day

"What is the most crucial element of Oology? Eggsact measurements."

"The cannibal nervously decided to try his first human meal Much to his dismay, he got cold feet"

"Leaving someone a voice mail is the new Myspace message."

"Which stretches further, skin or rubber? Skin. It says in the bible, Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 10 miles."

"how do you hide from hitler? Standstill.... he can nazi."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints."

"Never trust someone who runs for ""fun."""

"What is the difference between a dead baby and an orange? [NSFW] I don't fuck an orange after i peel its skin off"

"What do WNBA players make? Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share"

"Why did Americans go to the moon? They heard Indians had land there."