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Joke of the Day
"What is the most crucial element of Oology? Eggsact measurements."
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"How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side."
"It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. ""What are my choices?"" he asked. ""Yes or No"" she replied."
"What do Chinese monks eat? qis."
"How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish? Adidos!"
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quattro Sinko"
"I always high five black people Because I don't want to leave them hanging."
"""I can't find my gun"" I exclaimed as I rifled through my drawers."
"Where does a homosexual Southerner live? In dick-sea land"
"A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand... A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says ""make me one with everything""."