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Joke of the Day

"What is a Freudian slip? A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother."

"Where is it? Last night I went to a bar called the G-Spot. It was hard to find."

"[SKYRIM JOKE] Why didn't the Nords win the theater audition? They should have acted."

"If only we had more money for mosquito nets in Africa... think of all the mosquitoes we could save from dying needlessly of AIDS."

"As President Roosevelt said: ""We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."""

"Russian History in five words ...And then things got worse."

"Why wasn't Christ born in Italy? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

"Damn girl, you must be a moped Because I love riding you but I'd be extremely embarrassed if any of my friends saw me on you"

"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem."

"I can't be what you want. I'm too busy being what I want."