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Joke of the Day

"I can't be what you want. I'm too busy being what I want."

"Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb."

"What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up? Gee-I'm-a-tree!"

"Hmmm,,,, Tell me more about this ""victim"" role you play due to the circumstances that you've created for yourself."

"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? ...I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Since women are shorter....are they more genetically suited to scrub the toilet? funny or not"

"How does a cow add and subtract? With a cowculator."

"Did you hear about the woman who had a face transplant... They had to use human foreskin for her eyelids. She's going to be a little cock'eyed for the rest of her life."

"Yet another Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon using a payphone."

"How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director."