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"Weird stuff happens to me on Thursday the 12th and Saturday the 14th, too."
"What's gray and comes in quarts? Elephants"
"I can't take my dog to the pond because the ducks keep attacking him... Guess that's what get for buying a pure bread dog."
"Have I told you lately... ...is the least romantic line a toll-collector ever said to his girlfriend."
"According to hotel AC, the difference between 72 degrees and 73 degrees is 40 degrees."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They're all to busy beating the room for being black!"
"Funny Pick up line... Add more plz -Whilst sitting in a nice car- ...hey baby want a ride in my ex wife's life insurance. ~~~~~~~"
"The ""eye for an eye"" philosophy isn't exactly a level playing field if your grievance is with a cyclops."
"A black guy walks into a police station."