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Joke of the Day
"Classic Why don't blind people like to go skydiving? Because it scares the dogs!"
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"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid to have a lentil on me."
"What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady? We would never know cuz he cant stand up"
"Lying in bed, my girlfriend turned to me and said: ""You're a lot like a math exam."" I replied ""Why? Because I'm long and hard?"" She said, ""No, I'm cheating on you with an Asian."""
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar Schrodinger's cat walks out of a bar"
"What did one rifle say to the other? Me llamo es 762"
"Someone praising you is also someone being judgmental. The difference is that you like the verdict this time."
"And the Lord said to John "" Come forth and you shall receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and won a toaster Credits: An ask Reddit post"
"I just don't understand how moats ever went out of style."
"How is a gynecologist like a pizza delivery boy? They both get close enough to smell it, but if they eat it, they'll be fired."