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Joke of the Day

"How is a gynecologist like a pizza delivery boy? They both get close enough to smell it, but if they eat it, they'll be fired."

"So, my masturbation classes are not going to well I'm afraid... ...yesterday, nobody came."

"Helium walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says to him, ""We don't serve Noble gasses here!"". Helium... doesn't react."

"Did you know Hitler was blinded in WW1? That's when he became a not-see"

"You know how to scare a bunch of bees? BOOBIES!!!"

"What does the rest of the colony call an old ant? An antique."

"How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"

"How many porn stars does it take to turn change a fuse? It's too hard to tell. They keep blowing it."

"Just like my refrigerator... I open Reddit, just to be disappointed and close it."

"How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, ""How many women have you slept with?"" he proudly replied, ""Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."""