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Joke of the Day
"I just don't understand how moats ever went out of style."
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"I walked into the bar and asked for something cold and full of rum. The bartender yelled to the back, ""Dear, there's someone here to see you."""
"Shoplifting or rape If you have sex with a prostitue and pay with a cheque that bounces is it shoplifting or rape?"
"My favorite animal at the zoo is the gorilla... I ain't lion."
"What do you call an Irish lesbian? Gaelic"
"*at interview* Him: What would you say are your strengths? Me: Words Him: Can you say more? Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions"
"The next time you make fun of a ginger, put yourself in their shoes. You'll know how bad it hurts to not have a sole."
"Half life 3"
"Gordon Ramsey... Who was the first five star cook in ancient Egypt? Pharoh Godron Ramses! Who is his favorite god? Its fuckin Ra!"
"Seize the day. Repossess the evening. Impound last week. Forcibly confiscate the entire month of September."