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Joke of the Day
"What did one rifle say to the other? Me llamo es 762"
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"My girlfriend and I had sex in her parent's bed. It got really awkward when they woke up."
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"Listen up, guys Neil Diamond is the name of a famous American singer-songwriter but it's also a checklist for anyone about to propose"
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"What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp? The football player *kicks* *punts.*"