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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black attorney? A brotha-in-law"
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"What cereal do impotent men eat? Nut-N Raisin Honey"
"I flirted with disaster last night. Now disaster won't stop texting me."
"If electricity always follows the path of least resistance, why doesn't lightning only strike in France?"
"Money talks But all mine ever says is good-bye."
"How many communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, we just sit in the dark complaining about capitalism. But come the light-bulb revolution everything will be brighter."
"So many babies. So little ketchup."
"Is that water coming out of your nose? No, it'snot"
"u cant teach an old fern new tricks. u cant teach any fern any tricks. basicaly a fern makes for a verey disobedient pet"
"I wish it was my job to sit around laughing at statuses all day. Actually, he is unaware, but that's what my boss is paying me to do anyway."