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Joke of the Day
"What cereal do impotent men eat? Nut-N Raisin Honey"
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"Little Jack Warner Sat in the corner A finger in every pie. He stuck in his thumb And pulled out a bung And said ""Lets all go to Dubai!"""
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"When someone asks, ""How are you?"" I say, ""5-7-8-3"" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it."
"When you think about it , zombies are fixed humans . You just turn them off and on ."
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"How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !"
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"A man walks into a bar His alcoholism is tearing his family apart"
"What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend? Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?"