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Joke of the Day

"I wish it was my job to sit around laughing at statuses all day. Actually, he is unaware, but that's what my boss is paying me to do anyway."

"My wife's posted picture she took of me in the shower didn't go viral... Ain't no big thing."

"How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty!"

"Question for Waitresses who have served a Mohel... ...Did they leave a tip?"

"New Italian Navy Why does the new Italian Navy use glass bottoms in their ships? So the can see the old Italian Navy."

"I like my women like I like my ice cream... Smooth, pale, cold, and recently extracted from a freezer."

"Jesus must have been a champ in bed... He only came once and people all over the world are waiting for him to come again"

"When I was at school, the school bully used to make me rub my head against a giant piece of sandpaper. I was no match for him."

"What happens when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? You get half way"

"Why did the tricycle stop working? Because it was two tired..."