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Joke of the Day
"So many babies. So little ketchup."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between my wife and a dead baby? I didn't kill the baby for not shutting the fuck up."
"8 friends share a pizza. Why did one friend not get any? He didn't get his fair share: one over eight."
"What do you call a bunny with a bent dick? Fucks Funny"
"How come, ""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise mean the same thing... ....except when you say them at a funeral?"
"What do you call someone who won't get off your lawn? A grasshole."
"Guy gets wife roses. She says ""I guess this means you want me on my back w my legs in the air?"" He says, ""Why, we don't have a Vase?"
"First post This is not my first post"
"I'masinglesexuallyfrustratedastronaut.YouknowwhatIcouldreallygofor? aSpaceBar"
"Why can't the T-Rex play the piano? Cause they're dead!"