174293

Joke of the Day

"How many communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, we just sit in the dark complaining about capitalism. But come the light-bulb revolution everything will be brighter."

"Are you single too? Don't worry, you're not alone. Actually, I guess you are."

"I got a really good knock knock joke. OK, you start."

"What would you call an additional day added to the week? Sumday"

"Give a man a fish he eats for a day... Teach a man to fish, he sits out on the lake drinking beer all summer"

"""Doctor, how's the patient?"" Doctor: He's critical. Patient: Dear prospective viewers, remaking 'Point Break' was a bad mistake. Utterly pointless."

"One advantage The Monkees had over The Beatles was the opposable thumb"

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Black and willing to choke me a little bit."

"A blonde and a brunette is sitting on a bench. Out of nowhere, the brunette says: Look! A dead bird! The blonde gazes up into the air says where?"

"What do women share in common with a condoms? They spend more time in your wallet than on your cock."