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Joke of the Day

"I asked my husband for the newspaper. ""Don't be silly,"" he said. ""Use my iPad."" That spider never knew what hit it."

"a man walked into a bar nd he asked for a drink of whiskey and da barman sed, ""do u want whiskey or whisky?"" nd da man sed, ""i dont hear da diffrence!!!!"""

"Yo mama... Yo mama is so poor, she can't even pay attention"

"Where does a dog go when he loses his tail The dock."

"What was a telemarketer's worst nightmare! He could not connect with the callee."

"I hate Mexican jokes... They always cross the line."

"When I tell my wife I'm gonna have to work late she knows it's code for I was playing with super glue and I'm stuck to my desk again."

"Condoms are like rules... ...they're made to be be broken."

"The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened. "

"What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz? ""You shall not gas!"""