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Joke of the Day

"When I tell my wife I'm gonna have to work late she knows it's code for I was playing with super glue and I'm stuck to my desk again."

"Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !"

"Q: What's the difference between England and a teabag? A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer."

"Boobs What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or people will think we're nuts!"

"Have you seen the new Stephen Hawking's movie? They say it's too good you won't be able to move from your seat the entire film."

"2 chickens walk into a chickenfarm The one chicken says to the other: ""tock, tock, tock, tock, tock."" The other one respones: ""Are you tocking to me?"""

"The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. ""For whosoever we are about to eat may the Lord make us truly thankful."""

"What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker? You want some beef?"

"My cat is an artist He drew blood"

"It really hurts for me to say this but... I have a sore throat."