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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama... Yo mama is so poor, she can't even pay attention"

"Why couldn't the chicken come to dinner? he didn't seem truss worthy."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass. Ba dum tschhh"

"What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10? A dog knows what is 'no'."

"Aren't all these Chicken jokes getting a bit redundant and lame? Eggsactly"

"[1692 Salem] ""BURN THE WITCH"" U HAVE A CROOKED NOSE, WITCH ""No, Frank, at the stake"" [quickly lighting torch] Right, I knew that."

"How do you catch a rabbit? You hide in a field and make carrot noises."

"If your uncle Jack was stuck on a roof... Would you help your uncle Jack off?"

"My poem: I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. It's not a very good poem, but it's very deep."

"Awkward=when autocorrect changes 'sooner' to 'sober' so email to 8 yr. old's teacher reads ""I apologize for not getting back to you sober"""