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Joke of the Day
"Condoms are like rules... ...they're made to be be broken."
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"What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body? They go back and re-herse."
"That crazy moment when you smell roast pork, but realize your heated car seat is set too high."
"After years in the Military, the soldier survived mustard gas and pepper spray and was proud to finally be able to call himself a seasoned veteran."
"I really wish I knew who kicked the jack under the car which I was working on.. .. the suspension is killing me."
"Knock, Knock Smell mop."
"What did the politician with a cold talk about at his meeting? The important tissues. (I know it sucks, I just made it up)"
"Of course Tom Brady got twice the suspension Ray Rice did. Ray Rice only beat his wife, Tom Brady beats everybody."
"What kind of bird always sticks together? A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com: http://jokels.com/jokes/what-kind-of-bird-always-sticks-together"
"What is a guy with ED favorite saying? I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!"