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Joke of the Day
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Picasso Barbie ...everything's in the wrong place"
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"The difference between a wife and a mistress? The mistress says ""Oh, darling - that was *wonderful*!"", and the wife says ""Beige. I think we'll paint the ceiling beige..."""
"West Side Story gave me the wrong impression. No one at this gang fight is a good dancer and I've been shot in the arm."
"Me as a news anchor: an explosion at a nearby t-shirt warehouse resulted in thousands of *turns head to other camera* casual tee casualties"
"I'm so sick of this debate. Of COURSE, the chicken came first! Are you saying I don't know how to properly fuck a chicken?"
"My 5'2"" friend and a person in debt both have something in common. They're both coming up short."
"What was Hitler's favourite air vehicle? heilcopter"
"Women just want to make us better men, not drain our life essence. And sharks are just trying to kiss us but their teeth get in the way."
"Why do female drivers sit higher up in their seats than male drivers? Because they're sitting on a box."
"The cool thing about being broke is you can tell your friends you aren't drinking for a while & they think you're getting your shit together"