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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your mom's throat."

"What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get? An AT-STD."

"Why are broken vibrators so rare? Because they are hard to come by."

"OWNER: The museum's ready? ME: All the artichokes are in place OWNER: Ha, you mean artifacts [I slam the door shut] ME: U cannot go in there"

"What do you call fake pasta? An impasta"

"My wife came out of the shower and said, ""I shaved ""down there"". You know what that means?"" I said, ""Yeah you clogged the drain again."""

"Some people don't like vegetable puns... but I don't carrot all about their opinions."

"What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep? A WOOLY JUMPER :)"

"[10mins from now] ..& just like that North Korea was removed from history & got nuked by every country on Earth for bringing down Twitter.."

"What's black and doesn't work? [Very NSFW] Bryce Williams' sense of perspective."