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Joke of the Day

"Why fist fights break out at NASA? Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand."

"LinkedIn would be richer than Facebook if they charged $200 to never get another email from LinkedIn."

"Heard a good joke from a patient today. (Xpost from /r/nursing) Two inmates standing around. One lets out a loud fart and the other says, ""Hey, that sounds about my size."" Had to share..."

"What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld? Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways?"

"Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents..."

"What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on? Calculust"

"Hurricane Joaquin This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week. Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix."

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant... ...but apparently it just changes the color of the baby"

"a single strawberry can make a hundred more strawberries, i swear nature is just another word for magic, a way to turn sunlight into sugar"

"What did the robber with an errection say? This is a stick-up."