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Joke of the Day

"Hunger Games. Zimbabwe's favorite pastime."

"Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business? He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6."

"My girlfriend is the squareroot of -100. She's a 10 but it sucks because she's imaginary."

"Dora, with all the questions she poses to her audience, is breeding a generation that will scream loudly at the characters in scary movies."

"I bet sometimes Captain America has to call Captain Canada for help, like if he needs to convert miles into kilometers."

"When I listen to Nirvana I want to blow my head off with the nearest shotgun."

"Raksha Bandhan Whatsapp Status #rakshabandhansms #rakshabandhanquotes #funnyjokes Thnks bro for ur warmth affectn & ur undrstndng, May our bond of luv remains forevr....."

"On the subject of typos... I and O can be real mitherfuckers."

"Tall girls might get modeling contracts but I can still ask for the high school student discount."

"I'd tell you a joke about statistics But the punchline is probably outside your range."