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Joke of the Day
"I wanna thank my mom for not aborting me and my dad for buying cheap condoms. Love you guys"
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"A guy walks into a zoo. The only animal there was a dog. It was a shih tzu."
"Am I too fat? Wife: I too fat to be a personal trainer? Me: No honey you just need to lose weight."
"What do you do if you see a spaceman? You park in it, man."
"""Haha, Imagine Dragons. What a dumb band name."" -Neutral Milk Hotel fans"
"My coworker is pregnant and they passed a card around and I didn't know what to write so I just put HAVE A GOOD BABY TANYA"
"Jokes about the handicapped aren't funny. They're lame."
"What's the worst kind of media? chlamydia"
"What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !"
"What time was it when Jared got fired? When the big hand touched the little hand"