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Joke of the Day

"How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. And they get 3 credits for it."

"I have a fear of speedbumps But I'm slowly getting over it."

"Awful chat-up line: ""Did your mother have zika virus?"" Because I like a little head"

"I'll never forget my grandfathers last words to me before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said, ""Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? ""ghughgugjjch"""

"When someone's ignoring me I like to break into their house at night and steal all their shoes. We'll see how busy you are tomorrow."

"A guy walks into a bar of soap."

"My girlfriend is a lot like fast food I only come inside about once a year"

"Why can't lions ever conquer the world? Because the pride comes before the fall."

"What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard? A neigh-maker"