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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a pickle masturbates? Gherkin off"
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"And the Oscar goes to.................................... Court for killing his girlfriend."
"I'm surprised more people didn't know about the NSA spying programs I mean most of our computers are labelled ""Intel"""
"My friend with dyslexia told me this today A dyslectic man walked into a bra."
"A Buddhist was struggling to complete his jigsaw puzzle He just needed to find his inner piece."
"[gets found guilty of murder] [sentenced to 3 years of listening to Pitbull on repeat] [appeals] [gets sentence reduced to lethal injection]"
"What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script? Speechless"
"Got home late to a note that said ""Wake me up for sex"", which I stared at for 10 mins before realizing it was my own handwriting."
"I used to be addicted to soap... But now I'm clean."
"16: My friend is coming to get something while we're gone. Me: Should we leave a key? 16: No, she'll just go thru the doggie door again."