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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cannibal who only eats coma patients? A vegetarian."

"Did you hear the pizza guy's joke? He has excellent delivery."

"What is long and black? The unemployment line."

"I'm going door-to-door to promote my new gym. It's called ""Jehovah's Fitness"""

"I'm having a party for men with erectile dysfunction If you can't come let me know."

"My car has started clicking at me. I think it's trying to tell me something, but the jokes on him, I don't speak a single African language."

"What do Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton have in common? Their goldman sacks"

"An SJW walks into a bar... [Removed]"

"Where does Noah keep his bees? In the Ark Hives"

"Ugh I hate when I go to shoot someone with a gun and then realize I accidentally packed my hot glue gun and end up scrapbooking for hoourrrs"