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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cannibal who only eats coma patients? A vegetarian."

"What do you call a slightly impolite canadian dust devil? Da rude ""eh"" sandstorm"

"Why was the redditor banned? Voat manipulation."

"""Dad, why is my picture on that milk carton?"" ""Well, son, I guess it's time that I tell you the truth. You were adopted... from a dairy."""

"There's four things I'm no good with: faces, names and numbers."

"Two Part Joke Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road? To get to the stupid bitches house. Knock Knock [Whose There] It's the Chicken!"

"[date] Me: you wanna see what desserts they have? Girl: how about we go home & I'll let you- Me [calls waiter]: what desserts do u have?"

"What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland? It Netherlands."

"Did you know that ancient Egyptians were related by their farts? It's true. They had a toot in common."

"The Wind is a Force So when I pass gas i must be using the Force."