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Joke of the Day

"[gets found guilty of murder] [sentenced to 3 years of listening to Pitbull on repeat] [appeals] [gets sentence reduced to lethal injection]"

"Why did the angry ant fall off the toilet seat? Because it was pissed off."

"What do you call an entrance to a brothel? Hodor."

"If a woman gave in very fast it's not because of the man but the men that came before him."

"I'm gonna start a woman's monthly magazine called ""Period"", and some months I will send it out late to freak out subscribers"

"Damn, boy are you Cosmo magazine? cause you sure have issues with women"

"What do you call a nocturnal bird that likes both men and women? A bisexuowl. I'm sorry."

"Whats blue and smells like red paint? blue paint"

"What is green, and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels."

"Christians call it the Rapture. Chuck norris calls it cleaning his house."