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Joke of the Day

"My friend with dyslexia told me this today A dyslectic man walked into a bra."

"What do a pizza and this joke have in common? They're both cheesy."

"You wanna know what sucks about being single? Nothing. You gotta use your hands now."

"why is math book so sad? it has many problems..."

"What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ? Nothing, he was just full of tears"

"I didn't have a condom last night, so I used a sock... She wouldn't stop complaining about cotton mouth."

"*Adobe update puts on fake moustache and glasses* Hi, my name is iOS 7, would you like to download updates?"

"What is a drug addict's favorite series? Really anything with a strong Heroine"

"Did you hear about the bastard frog? It was a tad unexpected."

"What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another? A rocking Cher."