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Joke of the Day

"My friend with dyslexia told me this today A dyslectic man walked into a bra."

"You know what I love about cafeterias? Everything they serve is an entree. WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB"

"BLONDES BLOW IT Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? A: Data transfer."

"I've been happily married for 3 years Out of a total of 20."

"I've heard addicts claim that heroin became their ""God"" but... ...they're always taking his name in vein."

"Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well."

"a self-checkout line with 0 mirrors what a joke"

"My dad's reasoning for wearing sandals to Church Jesus wore sandals too."

"What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger"

"How to Pass So apparently if someone commits suicide while we take a exam or final in school, everyone in that room or place will get 100%. I literally need the blood of a virgin to pass these exams."