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Joke of the Day
"What porn do sea animals watch? Prawnography"
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"Jack and Jill went up the hill.... And Jill came back with an IPhone 7"
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"3YO: MOMMY HELP HELP! ME *throws cat off lap, drops phone, spills coffee on self, runs up stairs, kicks open door* 3YO: I want a snack."
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"How do you keep an Idiot occupied? [Click here to find out]( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_occupied/)"
"I think my cat's a communist... He won't shut up about Mao"
"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's probably s**t"
"Time to get in my wheel box to go to my work box so I can pay for my home box until I'm ready for my death box."