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Joke of the Day
"What porn do sea animals watch? Prawnography"
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"What do you call a bee from America? A USB."
"My sister is an expert pastry-maker. She has to be to stay employed, her job has a high turnover rate."
"Why are people upset about the Starbucks cup and not the fact that they are paying $7 for coffee?"
"Wow Monica Lewinski is 50 They grow up so fast. It seems like it was just yesterday, she was crawling around the Oval Office putting everything in her mouth."
"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A brazilian"
"A Girl called me Daddy last night... So I told her I was going out to buy cigarettes and never came back."
"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks him, ""Where did you get that thing?"" Parrot says, ""Africa."""
"Karen on Facebook says... ""Going to the dentist now. Hate having things put in my mouth!!! :("" That's probably why your husband left, Karen."
"Pro Tip: Use candles to set a romantic mood. Pro Tip Addendum: don't set the romantic mood right by curtains."