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Joke of the Day

"Wow Monica Lewinski is 50 They grow up so fast. It seems like it was just yesterday, she was crawling around the Oval Office putting everything in her mouth."

"Why do porn stars always talk the same way as they would to a pet? Insert punch line below if needed"

"My wife depleted the power on my phone when I needed it the most. Yet I'm the one who is charged of battery..."

"shaking hands is weird, it's like ""hey, i don't know you. let's touch each other"""

"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his pants The bartender asks whats up with the wheel on his pants. The pirate responds with ""Yarr, it's driving me nuts."""

"As a young child my mom told me I could be anything I wanted to be. It turns out that the police call this identity theft."

"How do you make an elephant fly? First, you get a great big zipper..."

"I hope someone I hate hears their first Christmas song this year in October."

"In his quest to gain more power, the mad scientist extended his hours at the lab. This is after he discovered that power is work overtime."

"I told my therapist what you said and she's gonna call your therapist and you're in big trouble"