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Joke of the Day

"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A brazilian"

"Why do they call a ""pap-smear"" a ""pap-smear""? Because it sounds a lot better than ""cunt-scrape""."

"What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife? An erection and a place to put it."

"Studies show That 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy"

"A guy comes into a bar. No wait.. it was a horse. So, a guy comes into a horse..."

"One time I fell asleep on a pile of change. When I woke up, my face looked like Mount Rushmore. (This isn't so much a joke as just something that happened.)"

"[Jaws 5] Shia LaBeouf: Wait, is that a real shark? Spielberg: ACTION!!"

"If you have a family member you that you never want to see again, loan them some money."

"Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash."

"Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them a crossbar can't jump!"