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Joke of the Day

"My sister is an expert pastry-maker. She has to be to stay employed, her job has a high turnover rate."

"There's one good thing about suffering from insomnia 3 more sleeps 'til Christmas!"

"Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh"

"Home is where the bag filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags is."

"What's purple and chained to my front porch? That's my nigger and I'll paint him whatever color I want!"

"What do you call a cock blocker? A knobstacle."

"What do you call an anti-diuretic wine? Penot More"

"What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks? Basic Math"

"How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world."