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Joke of the Day

"Why are people upset about the Starbucks cup and not the fact that they are paying $7 for coffee?"

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black."

"Doesn't count, officer, you forgot to read me my amanda rights! ""Your what?"" You know, my... [mumbles] banana rights."

"Me: Gouda would pair nicely with this merlot! Priest: This is communion... M: Oh. Gouda would taste well with the blood of Chr- P: Leave."

"Based on the number of nurses on twitter, I now know why I'm bleeding to death in the ER."

"How many confederate flag bearing husbands does it take to beat up their wives? None, she fell down the stairs."

"Wood Tits A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?"

"Said Jesus to Buddha... ""... You're not taking your self very seriously."""

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind doing a 5k but my running group is thinking of joining a 10k and I really don't like them."

"What's harder than rocket science? My dick."