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Joke of the Day

"A Girl called me Daddy last night... So I told her I was going out to buy cigarettes and never came back."

"Birthdays were invented by big wax corporations to sell more candles with numbers on them."

"What do boobs and margaritas have in common? One is not enough and three is to many"

"What did the lonely clock say to the other? I hope you have the time tic come toc to me"

"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffeinated."

"Donald Trump says he has a great relationship with the blacks But unless the blacks is the name of a white family, that's probably not the case --Seth Meyers"

"A good book is like a good puppy. Both are easy to pick up but hard to put down."

"What do you call an alligator with a vest? An investigator."

"What do you call a chicken that can play tennis? A Henman."

"What do you call a drug-addicted canine? A meth lab!"