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Joke of the Day
"Where does Sean Connery shit? On the couch!"
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"Finally threw out some old bananas because once they go black you never go back."
"What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope? sin or cosine?"
"What's black and blue and red all over? The dress"
"perfume should come with instructions like on medicine: Dab LIGHTLY on pulse points Do NOT marinade in event of overdose take shower"
"I'm going to start a business in India, but have technical support staff in Boston. See how those fuckers like it."
"What is a Mexican's favorite FPS? Borderlands."
"My gf is getting glasses Hey guys - my gf is getting glasses on monday and I need a couple of jokes to fire at her - please do your best "
"How do you trigger a feminist? You've got male."
"If you can say ""I made six figures last year,"" you either have a well paying job or you're the worst employee at a toy factory."