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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the US and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture."

"Kid 1: I'm bored Kid 2: me too Kid 3: our parents gave us horrible names"

"I used to be impatient.... ... I just don't have the time anymore."

"My State of the Union I am from Illinois, but I also lived in Arizona for a while."

"Post the worst joke you can think on the fly. I'll start: What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long? He had a stalemate."

"The guy who created Virgin airlines probably didnt go to high school otherwise he would have called it ""shes probably lying airlines""."

"I donate blood 5 times a year just so I'm less and less related to some of my relatives."

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman ? Snowballs."

"Why is Donald Trump's pet bee so unwilling to share information? It's a cagey bee."

"What do you call a gullible Indian? A Naive American. Literally just came up with this."