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Joke of the Day

"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... ...but then I turned myself around."

"""Johnny the sky is the limit."" Thus, Johnny's dreams of becoming an astronaut were ruined."

"What do you call an arabian cop? Sher-if"

"When life gives me lemons, I make lemon meringue pie..because lemonade is for amateurs...& because I'm gay..& we always take it up a notch."

"Me: What are my choices again? Pollster: Donald Trump... Me: Or? Pollster: Puppymonkeybaby. Me: ... Pollster: Well? Me: I'm thinking."

"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says ""can you make me one with everything?"" After he received the pizza, he waited. ""Where's my change?"" ""Ah, change comes from within."""

"A skeleton walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a ""beer"" and ""a mop""."

"Did you guys hear about the gay midget? Yeah, he just came out of the cupboard."

"My wife left a note on the fridge that said ""This isn't working I'm going to my mom's"" I opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. I'm not sure what she was talking about."

"Smokey The Bear is the narc version of Yogi Bear."