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Joke of the Day
"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... ...but then I turned myself around."
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"Tried to pick up a woman at a cremation once. Got my fingers burnt."
"Donald Trump's bid for the presidency. [See: username]"
"LOOK AT HOW HE OUTGUNS ME http://xboxclips.com/Kolt+the+Don/f1dd03d5-32b3-4238-9134-393050b8d254"
"Why did the grapes gang rape and sodomize the orange with a chain saw? They found him aPEELing."
"Geico commercial by Oderous Urungus - ""No matter what your reason, today will be your day to SLAVE!!!"""
"Why couldn't the woman date a German man? Because she was Klaustrophobic!"
"A few years ago I dropped LSD with my ex-girlfriend and she wanted to get hot n heavy but I couldn't get it up. Now I get flaccid flashbacks."
"A recent survey asked 12 year old's what was their best accomplishment in 2015. 87 percent of them answered ""your mom"""
"The best way to get a woman to argue with you is to say something"