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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale"
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"When people post sad things on Facebook I just want to hug them and whisper softly in their ears, ""no one cares."""
"What is a King's favourite piece of Golf Equipment? His Royal Tee"
"A tiger got his tail caught in a lawn mower... He looked at it and said, ""It won't be long now...."""
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? [NSFW? ] It depends on how hard you throw them."
"Mickey Mouse hangs himself... He doesn't die though, it's just a case of suspended animation."
"everyone's always asking me 'is your son named after the movie?' and I'm like no idiot Sharknado's 5 yrs old and the movie came out in 2013"
"What do you call it when someone hacks your bank account, and performs a transaction that leaves you with exactly as much money as you had before? Identity theft! A math joke. Credit goes to Ben."
"If you are a turkey right now and someone offers to cut off your head, stuff you full of dressing, and cook you, do not do it. It is a trap."
"What does a perverted frog say ? Rubbit"