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Joke of the Day

"I'm surprised they didn't make an all-female Ghost Busters sooner... Busting ghosts at three quarters on the dollar? What a savings!"

"What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ? Nothing, The hits keep coming"

"What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's popcorn?"

"Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth."

"Why did the Wright brothers turn their aircraft 90 degrees west when their dad walked in the cockpit? because three Wrights make a left."

"The WORST trick the Devil ever pulled was trying to convince the world he wasn't fat by wearing a t-shirt in the pool."

"Yo mama so fat when she went to Walmart, she tripped on Walgreens, and landed right on target"

"Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do. Take Beethoven for example, they told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf ... but he didn't listen."

"According to facebook it is my wife's birthday."

"I haven't used the computer in my basement since 1994 because the topless jpg. of Pamela Anderson is still downloading."