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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash."
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"My therapist raped me. Who can I talk to about that?"
"Anywhere but here. Where does the punchline of a joke go?"
"Donald Trump is Boycotting Oreos Deez Nuts lives on a farm eatin all healthy. Donald Trump has reportedly boycotted Oreos. Guess you could say Deez Nuts is rubbing off on him."
"Joke What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."
"You might be a redneck if... 1. You don't know the difference between your lawn and your driveway. 2. Watching Jerry Springer reminds you of your neighbors 3. Your family tree is a circle"
"A saying of love. If you love her, let her go. If she returns, anal."
"BBC News: Internet trolls face longer sentences. The news comes as Twitter have announced they will be increasing the number of characters from 140 to 200."
"Whenever someone on a plane reclines their seat into you, pull them back even further and whisper in their ear, ""Keep going."""
"If I commit suicide, it'll be for a shallow reason, like unrequited texts. But the note I leave will mention world hunger at least 11 times."