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Joke of the Day
"I went to the Zoo the other day, but all it had was one dog. It was a shitzu."
Next Joke
"A person wearing a 'Snitches Get Stitches Shirt' I walked up to him and asked him where he got it. He said, ""At the local mall"" I beat his ass up."
"Guy walks into library and asks the librarian... ""do you have the book for men with a small penis?"" She replies ""I don't know if it's in yet"" ""yeah, that's the one """
"What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees? A porcupine."
"I'm sorry, I don't have the energy to walk a mile in your shoes. I'm just going to go ahead & judge you."
"What is Jesus' favorite gun? ... a nail gun!"
"Two Jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. ""You need fire insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance."" ""The fire and theft and burglary I can understand,"" said the other,"
"It's that scene from footloose where Kevin Bacon is angry dancing in the barn but it's me trying to do my taxes."
"Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !"
"What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!"